Maybe, i should update my journal.... Maybe, i shouldn't! lol! I'm such a lazy cow... I haven't posted anything about my holidays or anything!!!
Well, I only went down south, to Engerland, for me holidays! It was fun.. even though Jo decided to come with us! lol! But we did manage not to claw each others faces off by the end of the two weeks! We had a really good time, well, i did, i dunno about JoG... But we have fun memories or male strippers with elastic bands around their... and "Wahey!", to last us a life time! lol! And I'm not gonna explain myself, so you'll all think we went to see male strippers.... Maybe we did... Maybe we didn't!!!
Well, after Selsey, I went to stay with my cousins in Colchester! I had the greatest time ever!!! It totally rocked! Even though Yaz's friends are REALLY scary! They're all like thirteen and they are talking 'bout losing their virginity in the Castle Park toilets, and such like stories.... and also about getting drunk and high!!! I was quite scared by the pot-smoking, gothic-like, scarily-hyper, and the "trying to be cool by taking drugs and fucking everyone", group of about 30 young teens, that I didn't like her friends that much! Anna was cool though, and so was Piggy! Aww, he's like 14, and he looks about 10! Not that he's small or anything, he's taller than me (which wouldn't be hard)! But he's really cool, and he kept trying to copy my accent, 'cos according to him it was "cool"! Also, he thought I spoke Gaelic, and asked me what Piggy was in Scottish! Lol! And he also asked if there were grungers in Scotland!!! Aww, dear sweet, idiotic Piggy! Then, I met Zoe's mates, and we went to London! Sophie was soooo cool! She's like 18, but she likes the Chili's, thinks Anthony's hot, is he annoyed that he goes out with supermodel bitches, thinks Johnny Depp's hot, and like manags! And she loved my accent... Pip was also cool... she's the same age as everyone else in my year, but she acts and looks soo much older! And mothered me slightly but not as much as Joe! Lol! Joe is cool! He has an iPod and had "Stand and Deliver" on it, and his mobile has the "Can't Stop" video on it!!! Yey! Go Joe! And he says things like "that is fairly immense!" lol! And "mahoosive!" (sp?)! Omg, at one point, Joe was at the house, and when he left, I said "DId you have fun?", in a "I'm obviously implying something way" and she said "oh yea, I was pulling Joe" and for a split second, I thought, "pulling what?"!!!! And i told her, and I think she's going to tell Joe, but hopefully she will forget! lol! Also, there was the time Yaz whacked Joe with a plastic spoon, and said "I spooned you!" lol!!!! Too funny!
Well, on Tuesday It was the first day back at school but I went to the Hospital, about the scars on my legs. I'm going to get laser treatment to try and take the redness out of them, and destroy some of the blood vessels in the scar tissue! When he was talking about the scar tissue, I was sitting there, trying not to sing "Scar Tissue!" Omg, I am sooooooo fuckin' obsessed! Anyway, when we were waiting in the waiting room (for like, an hour!) for the doctor to see us, there was this sooooo totally hot grunger guy in the waiting room!!!! He had long brown wavy hair, down to about his shoulder, had a five o'clock shadow, was wearing a Led Zepplin t-shirt, a trench coat type thing, and plain blue jeans! He wasn't like the total scary grunger with a really long trenchcoat and just plain scary attitude... he seemed, just normal! He was just sooo hot! But obviously, I was out of his league! lol! Omg, I am quoting McFly! Lol! Also, he was like 17/18... like he would ever give me a second glance - the girl who looks about ten, maybe twelve, and is not attractive in the least bit! I hate my parents.. why couldn't they be hot, and maybe I would be too, and maybe hot guy would like me, and we would be a nice Hot couple!!!! lol! And to think, I shall never see Hot guy again! nooooooooooo! Its not fair.... *cries*
Oh well, I'll just find some Depp, Chilis, Bana, and Farrell porn to cheer me up!
Oh and that reminds me! BIN MAN 69! HE WAS SO FUCKIN HOT! Me and Jo watched him and some other lads play footie when we were on hols, in Southsea! Fuck he was hot! He had the most gorgeous tan, long blonde-ish hair, muscles, and was just FIT in general! *sighs* I wish I had taken a photo of him now!!
Well, I better go, 'cos this entry must be extremely long!!!
Like anyones gonna read it anyway!
Cheerie-bye, *~*Kerri the Crack Whore*~*